10 rules to follow(i mean break) before anyone watches the movie (Spoilers alert)
Rule #1 - Pregnant women and weird guys; safe to carry a brown bag and be ready to throw up from the word go till you see the end titles.
Rule #2 - Do not try to be brave and laugh all through the movie; there are few pretty good frights. The genre order goes like this Horror,Comedy,Horror,Comedy......
Rule #3 - Stay at least 2 rows away from high school over excited girls who shriek before even the scare comes. Especially the ones who shriek right into your ears.
Rule #9 - Never cheat and do show fear with full confidence by either keeping quiet or by gently shaking in your own seat.
Rule #10 - Use the restroom. Nobody wants to hear a fart, shriek and laugh at the same time.
By following the above rules you ensure a safe and joyful ride through the movie for everyone. Be ready to pay respect to Bill, Woody, Jesse, Abigail and Emma. Awesome firt class horror flick!
